Why do I hate the dentist?

#1  He tells me I have cavities. And frankly, I don’t believe him. He just wants my money.

#2  When I go to get my “cavity” filled, they stick a nasty rubber dam in my mouth and I feel like some sort of Star Wars reject freak.

#3  I can’t think of anything I enjoy less than making awkward small talk with hands, rubber, tools, etc in my mouth.

#4  My mouth is numb and I look stupid.  I hate the dentist.