Why do I hate the dentist?
#1 He tells me I have cavities. And frankly, I don’t believe him. He just wants my money.
#2 When I go to get my “cavity” filled, they stick a nasty rubber dam in my mouth and I feel like some sort of Star Wars reject freak.
#3 I can’t think of anything I enjoy less than making awkward small talk with hands, rubber, tools, etc in my mouth.
#4 My mouth is numb and I look stupid. I hate the dentist.
Posted by bhauge 
