Why do I hate the dentist?
#1 He tells me I have cavities. And frankly, I don’t believe him. He just wants my money.
#2 When I go to get my “cavity” filled, they stick a nasty rubber dam in my mouth and I feel like some sort of Star Wars reject freak.
#3 I can’t think of anything I enjoy less than making awkward small talk with hands, rubber, tools, etc in my mouth.
#4 My mouth is numb and I look stupid. I hate the dentist.
April 11, 2008 at 12:07 am
I wander what would motivate someone to want to become a dentist, other than possible finincial reasons. Even when you consider money as a motivating factor, I am sure there are plenty of more lucritive career paths that require much less education.
April 11, 2008 at 7:28 am
dude i have smelt my breath. there is no money that would make me wanna smell someone else’s. My dentist is cool though. he is the one thing that keeps me in Austin some days.
April 11, 2008 at 6:13 pm
i hate the dentist because he took away a lot of guitars from me because I had to pay so much for his work on my choppers. I also hate homo-erotic youth group games